Dear Abolish the Crate Federation Members, friends and family,
Santa is coming and for some of our humans, that seems to be a particularly stressful event. I’m not sure why. From what I’ve heard about Santa, he seems to be a decent, generous guy who enjoys a cookie or two. And, I have a difficult time understanding why anyone who has thumbs complains of feeling stressed out. You can do anything if you have thumbs! What I would do if I had thumbs, even for a day. I get very excited just thinking about it!