Dear Dawson,

Please consider adding the list below to the Abolish the Crate Federation Manifesto.


Director of Compliance and Enforcement

leap recklessly after anything that moves
lick everything
pee on fire hydrants, fence posts, trees, etc.
fart like it’s no big deal


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