Dear Susan,
First, I’m very impressed with your dogs’ expertise in the field of “redecorating” and I’m extending a personal invitation for them to join Abolish the Crate Federation.
If they agree to act as “redecorating” consultants for AtCF, then I should have no problem getting the board to agree to waive their membership dues. It’s the least we can do. Legitimate experts in this field are surprisingly hard to find.
I would love to discuss our different opinions regarding the Border Collies and the crate. I have some information that I suspect will change your mind, if not shock you. I know it did me.
I’m looking forward to our tugging experience. As far as your youth goes, age is simply a state of mind (whatever that means).
Sincerely,
Dawson Earnest Huntley
President & CEO
Abolish the Crate Federation
P.S. Sorry for the short reply. I have a Memorial Day photo shoot with Grady that I must attend. In fact, Mom is yelling for me at this moment.
