Dear Wendy,
My Mom said I had to send this to you so here it goes.
You will likely be quite surprised at the demolition and remodeling job I did on your crate at NDTC yesterday. Specifically, I decided that if I had to wait my turn in a crate, then I was going to be productive and work on the plastic tray at the bottom of the crate. I was able to enlarge the pre-existing crack and, through much perseverance, chewed off part of the plastic. I had more remodeling ideas in mind (I was going for more of a contemporary/abstract look) but Mom came over to check on me and, well, lets just say she was not impressed with my design ingenuity.
The plastic bottom is still functional but not in the shape you left it in. You can thank me later. Mom said I had to make amends so please let me know what I can do to rectify the situation. I can replace it or send you money to replace it (Mom told me it was coming out of my treat and toy allowance so apparently the sky’s the limit on funding). Please let me know what you decide.
Sincerely,
Dawson Earnest Huntley
President and CEO
Abolish the Crate Federation
