Happy Holidays to friends, family, fans and Abolish the Crate Federation Members!

It’s another holiday first for Jones! I don’t have much to say about Santa (although, as you recall, I have a solid friendship with Dasher, his fastest reindeer!) but Grady just adores anyone who shares the love by giving away treats. Consequently, Grady has been in regular contact with Jones, via text messaging, explaining all about Santa and Santa’s job of making wishes come true. Jones has some specific wishes he’d like fulfilled so he has written Santa a letter. I managed to get a copy of it, thanks to our top notch legal department (everything has to go through them due to an unfortunate faux pas by Grady years ago), and thought I’d share it with you.

Dear Santa,
How are you? I am fine. I have been told numerous times that if I have been a good boy, then I can ask for things I would like to have and you will gift them to me. Please be assured that I have been the very goodest boy I can possibly be although I respectfully ask that you not seek Dawson out for a reference. Let’s just say Dawson and I have very different ideas about good behavior and leave it at that.
To make it easy for you, I have complied a list, in alphabetical order, of the things that I would like to have.
  1. Stick – size XLarge
  2. Stick – size Large
  3. Stick – size Medium
  4. Stick – size Small
  5. Stick – pocket size, for Mom to throw.
With warmest regards,
Your friend and a very good boy,
Jones Malone Steve-Pepper Huntley
A Golden Puppy
Like Grady always said, it’s not what you want, it’s that you want it, so who’s to judge? Of course, he was referring to treats but I can certainly understand Jones’ wish list. Sticks are so much fun!

There you have it. Chapter and verse.

Dawson Earnest Huntley, LLGH
President & CEO
Abolish the Crate Federation


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